Thought this was worth re-posting. It’s still spot on. Every four to seven months, a new lamb to slaughter . . . Somebody please tell me you know an institution like this. I can’t be the only one in bizzaro world.
And [God] said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of. And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass . . . . and Abraham built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Isaac his son, and . . . Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.
This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
Ever wonder what Isaac thought about his father after that ram showed up?
What, for instance, was Friday Night Dinner like? When Isaac asked Abraham to pass the challah, did he have to stifle-back denunciations and ire? (“Motherfucker tied me to a fucking rock and…
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